Cape Recife - Port Elizabeth |
Bridled Tern habitat |
At the sentient core lurks a behavioral response to stimulus, learned or inherent and when condensed, a simple derivative of three emotive forces - Certainty. Uncertainty & Fear, real or imagined. It's a formula for lifelong confusion and misadventure. It's also why we venture into an uncertain world brimming with certainty and quite often, hamstrung by fear.
It's a simple recipe but, like most subjective taste-tests, the outcome is almost always dependent on the buds anticipating the spoon and that, my enlightened friends, is what makes life worth living!
This story is a tale of three. The first - the least impressive; the second - an affirmation that wisdom is NOT commensurate with grey and the last -a confirmation that a step into the abyss is not always a venture into the unknown.
Addo NP - peaceful |
Behavioral response - offset the odds against the disappointment of another long-shot, take in Tsitsikamma NP and settle the matter of the little bridge over shallow water. We'd return home certain in the knowledge that we'd done the right thing...
As it turned out we dipped on the tern (as we did for our 800 Challenge & as we've done on countless other occasions); confirmed our suspicions that Addo National Park is indeed a peace park and suffered the ignominy of a cracked windshield whilst cruising on Distronic Plus with proximity control. Clearly we were too close..
Natural spa - freedom |
The Kirks - a sleep pile |
The Storms River suspension bridge |
The weird & the wonderful |
If the first part of this adventure was a miss, the second was a mega-slam of a different kind and as these things go I found myself the butt of the hit, as always. If the 'cling-to-anything-solid' uproarious laughter from the busload of foreign tourists is anything to judge these things by, then they too enjoyed the show.
The story starts slowly enough - 'get a picture of the sea. Leave the long lens in the house and take the spanking-new wide-angle. Take the new camera body too. That way you can take it all in...'
Storms River - Part 1 'Innocent intent' |
Armed thusly with a small country's annual GDP clutched to my bosom & slightly less so perched atop my winners' hat, I bestrode the shore looking to immortalise the lucky wave.
Behind (far behind) the family watched. These pictures are theirs not mine..
Storms River - Part 2 'Last Rights' |
With Proximity Control consigned to the sissy-basket I edged even closer, well past the yawn of sanity.
I vaguely remember hearing the seventh whisper sweet nothings as it reared overhead. Click!
I recall a distant shore-based warning - 'damn fool' or something similar. Click! Gotcha...
Storms River - Part 3 'Coronation' |
Overwhelmed, as you can get with the beauty of things, whilst in spiral towards the back-break, I thought it prudent, fair play if you will, to donate my winners' hat, designer glasses, three kilos of skin, scalp and nail and most of my pride to the grateful dead in Jones' Locker.
Storms River - Part 4 'The Aftermath' |
Bloukrans Bridge - 216 meters of terminal truth |
Whilst doing the backward triple along the seafloor it transpired that my son had drowned the rest of the cackling clan with unbridled screams of joy.
Double, double toil & trouble: Fire burn, and cauldron bubble..
Stir the pot, add the world's highest bungee bridge, sprinkle in surprise; a pinch of debut vertigo and viola - the makings of revenge!
Two hims & a her |
Look Mom - no hands |
Father / Son - flight hurrahs & a good-bye |
Of mice & men! |
WTF? |
A parting shot if you don't mind?
Jeffreys Bay plays host to the world's most radical right break surf; you might even call it mecca. It's also the place of my youth and with it the molding of a son of Africa. Who then decided to erect a gaggle of wind-driven turbines & indiscreetly so from skyline to skyline? If that's progress I'm a bag of hot-air!
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